Friday, August 5, 2011
Do they make Beano for dogs?
Something must be done about this pooting stinking dog. I mean this dog displaces the air in the room with silent but deadly DOG FARTS. When people visit, I tell them he's the neighbors dog to absolve myself of responsibility, in case there is permanent damage to someones lungs Never any warning, maybe he moves his rear leg slightly or his tail goes up momentarily and then it's a gas attack.I mean this butt mutt has a case of swamp ***, hanger onners that linger for a half hour or more, stratifying and filling the entire room .A silent but violent smell-o -rama.I mean this dog crop dusted the room.If something can't be done, I'll have to get a mine canary- one of those birds that warns of toxic gas by dying before the gas reaches humans.
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